Post by Do_not_even_ask on Oct 28, 2004 21:22:35 GMT -5
PLEASE READ ALL OF THE BIOS. HOWEVER, IF HEAD A SPLOSION OCCURS I SHALL NOT BE HELD LIABLE
Goddammit... Board 8 is nearly impossible to run a poll on... >_>
'Ello, there. DNEA here, and I've decided to run a poll to see which of today contestants is the
CREAM OF THE CRAP!
Yep... Six contestants will be voted upon on which is the crappiest. The crappiest then get to have a potrait drawn by... moi. And I'm quite the artist, if I do say so myself... >_>
Anyway... bring in the contestants!
Contestant #1 A. Dark
User Name: Snake5
Name: A. Dark
Status: Hero
Gender: Male
Age: 23
Description: Never Seen
Background: He doesn't even remember his past
Game featured in: Secret Mega-Character in Halo 2
Famous Quote: Are you callin me a liar?
Ouchies!
Contestant #2 omar impson
gcrocks
omar impson
idiot villian
male
39
fat bald and dumb
one day homer simpson was sitting on the couch he was suddenly split into 2. one was omar impson. he vowed to take over the world but homer has to stop him.
binary homer
ho'd, butter that bacon
killer fart
Hey... did I just lose 20 IQ right now?
Contestant #3 Chevy
User Name: EAGLESRULES
Name: Chevy
Status: Both
Gender: Male
Age: 10
Description: Glasses, Phillies jacket, Jeans. 4'7 80 pounds. Brown hair and eys. Rocket Launche. Cloud Style Sowrd
Background: At the age of 7 he killed 3 of his teachers because the gave him a "B". He went to Juvie but broke out. He then stole a Rocket Launcer and a Cloud Style Sowrd. He then inlisted in the army and helped the US win the war with both startagy and Figting. On his 9th Birthday he Dispered for a year. On his tenth Birthday he reapered on the top of the Empire State Building stopping a suicide atempt. He then killed the man atempting sucide and moved back into his house. Nobody is sure if he is good or bad.
Game featured in: Hero or Villen?
Famous Quote: "Time to die" and "War hero, Insain Villen, yup both me"
*HEAD A SPLODES*
Contestant #4 Hell Raiser
Charter Name:Hell Raiser
Race:Human
Sex:Male
Bio: Famialy was killed in fire that wasnt caused by anything just came out of no were (He clams it was the devil) and it killed his wife and 2 kids now he trys to fight to get that soul back in him but right now he can't find it so right now he is saving people that need help around New York City and he hates guns he doesnt use them all he uses is his fists. Thats more powerfull then guns. He is looking for something but know one knows what it is not even him but he will get revenge one day.He says that when his famaily died he went face to face with the devil and the devil spit in his face and now Hell Reasier is looking for revenge back at the Devil and soon one day will find him.
Age:29
Phyisical Attrubietes: SHoet Black Hair Lethier coat
Also Jumps around NYC.
This one makes me helluva sad...
Contestant #5 Frogman/Mane Leek
NAME - VGerX2001
CHARACTER NAME - Frogman/Mane Leek
RACE - Half-frog, half-man, all-thickheaded
AGE - 30
SEX - Male
BIO - He was a geeky high school student who became the trademark hero of Moronpolis after being bitten by a radioactive frog from the distant planet Klipton. His sidekick is a whiny cyborg named VCP, who loves teenage fluff like Dawson's Creek and Saved by the Bell--and VCP's male.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION - Springy straws that hold his round eyes and a seemingly endless tongue he uses to thwart his enemies.
GAME FEATURED IN - A very brief cameo in Spider-Man 2: The Game.
FAMOUS QUOTE - ", grasshoppling ^_^"
Toad Man was cooler than this pile... >_>
Final Contestant! Trogdor
USER NAME - cheekyboys
CHARACTER NAME - Trogdor
RACE - dragon/man
AGE -121
SEX - male
BIO - an evil wizard turned him into a dragon man
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION - green skin wings giant fangs
GAME FEATURED IN - TROGDOR!
FAMOUS QUOTE -
BURNINATE!
i like burning things
i like eating sheeps
CRAPINATE!
'Ello, there. DNEA here, and I've decided to run a poll to see which of today contestants is the
CREAM OF THE CRAP!
Yep... Six contestants will be voted upon on which is the crappiest. The crappiest then get to have a potrait drawn by... moi. And I'm quite the artist, if I do say so myself... >_>
Anyway... bring in the contestants!
Contestant #1 A. Dark
User Name: Snake5
Name: A. Dark
Status: Hero
Gender: Male
Age: 23
Description: Never Seen
Background: He doesn't even remember his past
Game featured in: Secret Mega-Character in Halo 2
Famous Quote: Are you callin me a liar?
Ouchies!
Contestant #2 omar impson
gcrocks
omar impson
idiot villian
male
39
fat bald and dumb
one day homer simpson was sitting on the couch he was suddenly split into 2. one was omar impson. he vowed to take over the world but homer has to stop him.
binary homer
ho'd, butter that bacon
killer fart
Hey... did I just lose 20 IQ right now?
Contestant #3 Chevy
User Name: EAGLESRULES
Name: Chevy
Status: Both
Gender: Male
Age: 10
Description: Glasses, Phillies jacket, Jeans. 4'7 80 pounds. Brown hair and eys. Rocket Launche. Cloud Style Sowrd
Background: At the age of 7 he killed 3 of his teachers because the gave him a "B". He went to Juvie but broke out. He then stole a Rocket Launcer and a Cloud Style Sowrd. He then inlisted in the army and helped the US win the war with both startagy and Figting. On his 9th Birthday he Dispered for a year. On his tenth Birthday he reapered on the top of the Empire State Building stopping a suicide atempt. He then killed the man atempting sucide and moved back into his house. Nobody is sure if he is good or bad.
Game featured in: Hero or Villen?
Famous Quote: "Time to die" and "War hero, Insain Villen, yup both me"
*HEAD A SPLODES*
Contestant #4 Hell Raiser
Charter Name:Hell Raiser
Race:Human
Sex:Male
Bio: Famialy was killed in fire that wasnt caused by anything just came out of no were (He clams it was the devil) and it killed his wife and 2 kids now he trys to fight to get that soul back in him but right now he can't find it so right now he is saving people that need help around New York City and he hates guns he doesnt use them all he uses is his fists. Thats more powerfull then guns. He is looking for something but know one knows what it is not even him but he will get revenge one day.He says that when his famaily died he went face to face with the devil and the devil spit in his face and now Hell Reasier is looking for revenge back at the Devil and soon one day will find him.
Age:29
Phyisical Attrubietes: SHoet Black Hair Lethier coat
Also Jumps around NYC.
This one makes me helluva sad...
Contestant #5 Frogman/Mane Leek
NAME - VGerX2001
CHARACTER NAME - Frogman/Mane Leek
RACE - Half-frog, half-man, all-thickheaded
AGE - 30
SEX - Male
BIO - He was a geeky high school student who became the trademark hero of Moronpolis after being bitten by a radioactive frog from the distant planet Klipton. His sidekick is a whiny cyborg named VCP, who loves teenage fluff like Dawson's Creek and Saved by the Bell--and VCP's male.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION - Springy straws that hold his round eyes and a seemingly endless tongue he uses to thwart his enemies.
GAME FEATURED IN - A very brief cameo in Spider-Man 2: The Game.
FAMOUS QUOTE - ", grasshoppling ^_^"
Toad Man was cooler than this pile... >_>
Final Contestant! Trogdor
USER NAME - cheekyboys
CHARACTER NAME - Trogdor
RACE - dragon/man
AGE -121
SEX - male
BIO - an evil wizard turned him into a dragon man
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION - green skin wings giant fangs
GAME FEATURED IN - TROGDOR!
FAMOUS QUOTE -
BURNINATE!
i like burning things
i like eating sheeps
CRAPINATE!
