Post by futuresuperstar on Oct 28, 2004 21:03:59 GMT -5
#14 = Jerkoff the Hedgehog
Name - Jerkoff the Hedgehog
User Name - Schizo
Gender - Male
Age - 4
Height - 1'
Weight - 3 lb
Race - Hedgehog
Game - Pong 3
Weapons - Machine Gun, Golf Clubs
Attacks -
Machine Gun
A highly useless attack that can't cause much damage. This attack is
great against no one
because he can't shoot.
Clubslash
A Powerless golf club attack that hits about 20 times and does
no damage. If used against a boss it'll more than likely kill you.
Cell Phone
Jerkoff calls his friends at the golf club to shoot golf balls against
a group of enemies.
Unfortunately, it only damages you because his friends hate him.
Fire Ball
Another defective attack. Jerkoff throws fireballs, but also burns
himself.
Spin Attack
Jerkoff starts to spin and twrows up on enemies.
This causes them to faint sometimes and works well against a group of
idiots.
Biography - His car destroyed by Pong ball, his sandwich squashed as well,
Jerkoff seeks revenge
against the evil paddle.
He fights for the fallacy as the leader of a golf club. He also shoots
people if he doesn't like their shoes and eats chalks.
He is a drunk hedgehog with a paranoid schizophrenia. However, he later
reveals his stamp collection.
Boy, are his kids ugly.
Famous Quote - I am the genie of the cookie jar! I'm going to kill you!
Picture – Yes
Name - Jerkoff the Hedgehog
User Name - Schizo
Gender - Male
Age - 4
Height - 1'
Weight - 3 lb
Race - Hedgehog
Game - Pong 3
Weapons - Machine Gun, Golf Clubs
Attacks -
Machine Gun
A highly useless attack that can't cause much damage. This attack is
great against no one
because he can't shoot.
Clubslash
A Powerless golf club attack that hits about 20 times and does
no damage. If used against a boss it'll more than likely kill you.
Cell Phone
Jerkoff calls his friends at the golf club to shoot golf balls against
a group of enemies.
Unfortunately, it only damages you because his friends hate him.
Fire Ball
Another defective attack. Jerkoff throws fireballs, but also burns
himself.
Spin Attack
Jerkoff starts to spin and twrows up on enemies.
This causes them to faint sometimes and works well against a group of
idiots.
Biography - His car destroyed by Pong ball, his sandwich squashed as well,
Jerkoff seeks revenge
against the evil paddle.
He fights for the fallacy as the leader of a golf club. He also shoots
people if he doesn't like their shoes and eats chalks.
He is a drunk hedgehog with a paranoid schizophrenia. However, he later
reveals his stamp collection.
Boy, are his kids ugly.
Famous Quote - I am the genie of the cookie jar! I'm going to kill you!
Picture – Yes
